Billie - Whoops! There goes my pick.
Billie - Sorry! My hands are just so sweaty, you know... pyroeffects and all that...
Mike - Pull my finger!
Tre - Forget it, Im not gonna fall for that one
Billie - Yeah, that ones such an old hat Mike
Billie - (high pitched scream) ARGH! There's a big fat spider and it's coming my way! Oh my god, oh my god,
what am I gonna do? Behind me is the wall already, I can't go back, I'm trapped, oh god... oh god... GUYS HELP!
SPIDER! DO SOMETHING! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! HELP!
Billie (singing) - Billie the builder. Can we fix this? Billie the builder. Yes we can!
Jason (very annoyed) - Will you stop singing that already?
Billie - You're just jealous you can't sing it cause your name doesn't start with a 'B'
Just the other day at the VMAs 05:
Mike - Hey guys, why do I actually always have to stand in front when we line up for a photo,
why can't one of you dothat for once?
Billie - Oh great, here he goes again
Tré - He just can't leave it. You think there's a chance we ever gonna make it to have a pic taken without all his whining?
Billie - Doubt it.
Mike (still complaining) - ... only because I am the tallest, that still gives me the right to stand at the end for once.
Or in the middle! I'm as good as never standing in the middle, the middle is so much cooler than the front or -
Billie (cuts over him) - Just shut up and stand still.
Tré - Yeah, drama queen.
Mike (deeply offended) - And that's what you call "best friends"...
Tré - Hey man, what do you want, now I'm standing in front, so you got what you wanted.
Mike (still pouting) - ... but it's still not as cool as having the middle position...
Billie - Oh great, that's gonna be a fun night again...
1 hour later while accepting the first of their 7 moonmen:
Tré - Mike my friend, I haven't hugged you yet, come into my arms!
Mike - Dammit, I thought I'd be able avoid that...
Tré - Oh come on you're not still hurt cause of the photo line up thing are you?
Mike - Yes I am. And I will be for the rest of the night if not longer.
Tré - Fine, be that way. (goes to hug Billie for a second time)
During the acceptance speech of their second moonman:
Tré - Ok, first I would like to thank...
Billie (playing with the award) - Ha cool, look at this! It's got a different color when you hold it into the lights!
Mike - Oh Billie
Billie - What it's true, look, it sparkles in rainbowcolors now... and now when I turn it left sparkles in gold again...
Mike (thinking) - Well at least that keeps him busy and us from another longass speech of his him...
During the acceptance speech of their 5th moonman:
Billie - You know, this one's got to be my favourite, it's so much more slivern and shinier than the others and, haha look,
it's sparkling with rainbowcolors in the lights, how cool is this!
Mike (getting cranky)- Woah Billie, you keep telling us that for like 2 minutes now and so you did with the last one,
and the one before and the one before that and I keep telling you: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
Billie - Nah but this one is a bit shinier than the other ones, look... (gasps) and now it's sparkling in gold when I hold it this way!
Tré - OH DEAR GOD, SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HIM TO SHUT UP!
During one of their many many acceptance speeches at the VMAs 05:
Billie - ... And a then very big thank you to...
Tré - Hey, can I
get your phone number? You already left it on my chair? Cool thanks,
gonna call you tomorrow
(if I don't find a better one)
Billie - ... really did a great job...
Tré (randomly looks at Mikes back) - Woah Mike, where've you sat in? You're butt's all white and dusty.
Mike (attempts to brush it off) - Where here?
Tré - No here, wait I'll do it for you...
Tré - Great, now I have that shit on my hands and I don't have anything to wipe it off!
Mike - Just rub your hands like this, that should do it...
Billie (stops in the middle of his speech) - Excuse me! Would you mind terribly not to talk during my speech?
Tré (not paying attention) - It's not working!
Mike - Maybe you just gotta do it longer...
Billie - ... that's the last time I'll take them anywhere...
What happens when you have 2 or 3 sidebands and a few drinks to much:
Billie (sings very enthusiastically) - Going down to the Ruby Room, I'm gonna meet my doom...
Tre - Someone forgot we're at a Green Day show again 
The other day at a Green Day show:
Billie - What the fuck... Where the hell is all the confetti? Damn machine must be broken...
At the other side of the stage:
Mike (thinking) - Holy fuck dude, we gotta start using less confetti, I'm about to inhale that shit...
"The name's Bond. Mike Bond." *theme plays*
*gunshot rings* - *Billie poses to it*
Mike - Hey, I was doing that!
Billie - Sorry I couldn't resist 
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