Billie - Ewww, who's this ugly face?
Mike (off shot) - Billie, that's you.
Billie (looks at the screen) - ... oh. 
Billie (totally amazed) - Oooooooh look! Those lights on the ceiling! Woooooooow! I've never seen anything like it...
Jason (off shot) - Alright guys, what the fuck did you put into his coffee?
Billie - Alright, how are we gonna do this best now...
Mike - Hm.
Billie - I'd say just spray the word on and thats it.
Mike - Yup.
Billie - ... you're very helpful today aren't you.
Billie - Ha, perfect!
Mike - Yes, very nice Billie, a real master piece.
Billie - Oh shut up and do it better.
Billie (to Photographer) - One word about my crappy writing on the flag and you're history!
Billie - THAT'S how you're digging on girls! Sooo... who wants to be first? 
Tre - We're coming to get you ladies!
Mike - Yeah and anyone who tries to resist is gonna get extinguished muahaha!
Billie - Dirty work needs good protection! ... Uh man couldn't you have found
me a better glove, that one's so... yuck, slimey...
Mike - Hmmmmm you look like a good thing to pick up!
Tre - Don't dare to run away, or I'm going to bang you! ... with this hammer 
From the Chaper: ANYTHING can happen when you're drunk:
Billie - Woah, my head... this is the WORST hangover I've ever had... or at least the worst I can remember...
I think I'm gonna spent the rest of the day in bed, even if it's strangley hard this morning...
Hey wait second... this is a DESK... what the fuck am I doing on a desk? ... where the hell am I?
*tries to think* Ah no, bad idea, that only makes my head hurt more...
Hey... wait a second... golden drapes... oval shaped room... blue carpet... with the seal of the president - 
Oh no HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?
Billie - Everyone can crowd surf, but tonight, I'm gonna be the first in CROWD FLYING!
Billie - *gasp* OH MY GOD IT'S A MONSTER! 
Mike (off shot) - Uh Billie... that's the Drunk Bunny, it's just a guy in a constume! 
Billie - He's FREAKY!
Billie (very loud and off key) - Ooooh say can you seeee, la lalala lala...
Mike (teary-eyed) - NEVER have I been moved by the American national anthem like that before... *sniff*
Tre - ... we just sunk to a new low.
And Tre said: 'Let there be fire!'.
But Mike didn't see that it was good, cause he looked the other way.
Billie (off shot) - Uh Mike, what on earth are you doing with that hammer?
Mike - I'm gonna play Whack-a-fan!
Crowd -
Billie attempting at a new career as a Stand up Comedian:
Billie - Hello, my name is Billie Joe Armstrong and I have a microphone nose!
(No reaction from the crowd) - ... Not... not funny? ... well... (defiant) ... I still think it was.
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